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Celebrities rate the holes...

Celebrity opinion is usually the most trustworthy. "The Eighth Street holes unfold with lush berry, plum and spice notes, the signature of holes on the west side of town, and are aging with a blush of bay, truly unique. The effect is enhanced with the straightforward earth character of soft oak tones, finishing with a silky flight and an abrupt landing, perfect with chocolate."
J. Stitt Wilson, former mayor of Berkeley
Celebrity opinion is usually the most trustworthy. I didn't steal the holes...no, what? Oh, right; I didn't make the holes and I ...what? Oh, right; there are no holes and anyone who reports that there are is probably really, really tired and didn't really mean to...what? I have to pick a hole? Well, I like the one at Dwight and Bonar.
Tom Bates, current mayor of Berkeley
Celebrity opinion is usually the most trustworthy. This is exactly the kind of fixation you can expect from people around San Francisco. When I'm mayor I'll put a stop to this kind of abomination.
Anita Bryant, future mayor of Berkeley
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